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Sooo I was thinking tonight about the kind of thing I wanna see in this world.
Tonight what would do it for me on planet earth would be a my idea for the worlds hardest rap video:

So the songs gotta be some RAKIM or ONYX, slam or an NWA straight outa compton level fist pumping bitch slapping crazyness.
It would start with a calm street scene, birds chirping. Out of nowhere a cement truck plows into the side of a school bus, then without a pause a nuclear bomb falls out of the sky BOOOM! buildings peel, people burst into flames!
Then the emcee rips through the screen like it was paper.
"STRAIGHT OUTA COMPTON!!"
Then it''s him running through a post apocalypic city surounded by screaming fleeing crowds. Every once in awhile he'll just punch some dude in a suit or a middle ages woman running by and when the guy comes in to scream the hook he grabs him out of the crowd and holds him in a headlock before snapping his neck and dropping him.
The important thing is that for the entirety of the video the Rappist never breaks eye contact with the camera. It would end by panning back over the burning city where it'd go all time lapse into new mountains forming panning all the way back into space where a giant metior crashes into the earth blowing it to peices.
WABOOM!

It could be crazier but that would do it for me as is.
That and a good buritto would seal the deal maybe a mr dr pepper

I got my pal Ross Campbells the Abandoned this week, it looks so fucking good, all toned with red. Teen lezbians fighting off the zombie hordes, I double dog dare you to beat that. blood and gore mixed with deep deep south teen drama.
And if that wasn't enough to put me in a good mood the last chapter has one of the girls wearing a Cat master shirt. (that's the sub title/origonal title of my King city book I'm working on)
oh and theres a mutherfukin EAST COAST RISING preview in the back!
I love what a Becky does to unsuspecting paper.

My Yoshmate Corey Lewis got the Sharknife stage first 2nd printing today.
That new cover is the kind of shit you expect to only find at the end of a rainbow.and it's got that free comic book day story and a good picture of him kung fooing wearing pokemon slippers.

I feel surounded on all sides by awesome.

As I write this my pal David says:
"can we all make a pact that we'll never drink Sierra mist
Seirra means mountain
and Mist means Dew."

OK, fuck Smist!
bitch assed beverage.

Oh and my pal and YOSHmate James :iconelspike-o: gots an interview up on newserama:
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REPRESENT!
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:iconuncle-white:
"Straight outta lowcash! Crazy muthafucka named Gusto!"
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:iconinkablot:
Favorite part of this post... "the Rappist". I wonder why Dre and Cube didn't call themselves that instead of "rapper"? Oh wait, I think I might know...
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:iconrsj:
Heh. Sounds like an old school Redman in Common's Sixth Sense video. Neat-o.
Besides, Sierra Mist is horrible. Full of ugh and spew.
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:iconfilthyrich:
i had this wierd dream last night about these fat dudes trapped in a house, and the house is surrounded by zombies of course so these dues wait till its night out side and turn into werewolves and go fuck up the zombies, they win but got all scratched and bit and turn into zombiewolf things. see what happens when you fall asleep watching dogsoldiers.
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:iconmooncalfe:
those Godzilla pages are friggin' sweet. SPACEGODZILLA!!!!

thanks for the plugs, man. hope you like the book!

-r.
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:iconparkas4kids:
y'know, if the comic books ever fail you, you could always work as a director of kick-ass rap videos. and you gotta let me know how fucking AMAZING The Abandoned is! i'm so sad cuz my comic shop sold out before i could pick mine up.

hopefully i'll get mine before i leave for Florida on Spring Break.
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:icone-9:
~E-9 Mar 14, 2006  Professional General Artist
...you act as if the yosh house isnt full of cats would could make that video happen/KNOW of people who could make that video happen. GO FORTH AND CREATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111
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:iconconfucius68:
All I can say about that video is....fuck yes...A burrito would be alright too....
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:iconmongmonghi:
damn that shit was dope
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:iconsteverinoz:
~steverinoz Mar 14, 2006  Professional Traditional Artist
That video is so hardcore it'd make television sets explode.
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