Sooo I was thinking tonight about the kind of thing I wanna see in this world.
Tonight what would do it for me on planet earth would be a my idea for the worlds hardest rap video:
So the songs gotta be some RAKIM or ONYX, slam or an NWA straight outa compton level fist pumping bitch slapping crazyness.
It would start with a calm street scene, birds chirping. Out of nowhere a cement truck plows into the side of a school bus, then without a pause a nuclear bomb falls out of the sky BOOOM! buildings peel, people burst into flames!
Then the emcee rips through the screen like it was paper.
"STRAIGHT OUTA COMPTON!!"
Then it''s him running through a post apocalypic city surounded by screaming fleeing crowds. Every once in awhile he'll just punch some dude in a suit or a middle ages woman running by and when the guy comes in to scream the hook he grabs him out of the crowd and holds him in a headlock before snapping his neck and dropping him.
The important thing is that for the entirety of the video the Rappist never breaks eye contact with the camera. It would end by panning back over the burning city where it'd go all time lapse into new mountains forming panning all the way back into space where a giant metior crashes into the earth blowing it to peices.
It could be crazier but that would do it for me as is.
That and a good buritto would seal the deal maybe a mr dr pepper
I got my pal Ross Campbells the Abandoned this week, it looks so fucking good, all toned with red. Teen lezbians fighting off the zombie hordes, I double dog dare you to beat that. blood and gore mixed with deep deep south teen drama.
And if that wasn't enough to put me in a good mood the last chapter has one of the girls wearing a Cat master shirt. (that's the sub title/origonal title of my King city book I'm working on)
oh and theres a mutherfukin EAST COAST RISING preview in the back!
I love what a Becky does to unsuspecting paper.
My Yoshmate Corey Lewis got the Sharknife stage first 2nd printing today.
That new cover is the kind of shit you expect to only find at the end of a rainbow.and it's got that free comic book day story and a good picture of him kung fooing wearing pokemon slippers.
I feel surounded on all sides by awesome.
As I write this my pal David says:
"can we all make a pact that we'll never drink Sierra mist
Seirra means mountain
and Mist means Dew."
OK, fuck Smist!
bitch assed beverage.
Oh and my pal and YOSHmate James
gots an interview up on newserama:[link]