Things have been interesting.
Myself Jacob(a little suzy) and the Reyyyyyyy all switched rooms in that tiny shoe box appartment we call dicecat.
Change is good.
In the middle of moving I went drinking for the first time post surgery. I made the mistake of trying to keep up with my lady. I had 4 duurty vodka martinis and spent the next day puking and sleeping it off. I didn't even feel that drunk. Not that it's news that I can't handel booze.
post hangover I woke up for an appointment to figure out if I want to do chemo or radiation to kill whats left of the cancer I got.
But before they start that drastic shit I had to go to the sperm bank in order to preseve mah seed. It's always dammned interesting what life on this planet earth throws at you.
today:
spermbank.
I got some red vines on my way up to the bank. There was a nice young lady who had me fill out a million forms on what they can and cant do with my sperm. There was a form that talked about giving the rights of it to anyone I wanted, I was joking about how funny it would be to put down somone who I barely knew.
I've never been in a room that I was meant to materbate in before. At best I've been in rooms were it was ok... but this place was FOR that. just a hospital bed thing and a drawer of magazines a tv screen on the wall with controls on the wall behind the bed.
(the door was clearly marked how to lock it wich I thought was funny.) on the far end of the room from the door was a little metal box that opened up where I was supposed to put the bag with my name on it and the jar inside it in and a light up button to hit to let them know it was done.
The porn was so vanilla, the magazines were hustler and penthouse, I'm morally outraged that they dont have buttman in sperm banks. the videos were all vivid crap with lots of kissing and fake nails. I skipped through all 5 just to see what they were all the same stuff one was all brunets. What happens if a gay dude ends up in the room, is he just assed out or say you wanna see a young lady dressed in a star trek uniform making passinate love to a horse?
After I left that place giggeling in the elevator. I hit up the comic store and got a Kyle baker Plastic man book for my girl and a book by a local dude named Kazmir Strzepek called Mourning star--it looks rad im excited to read it.
This morning Corey got some new Oni books, I like the Damned series theyre putting out. just good solid comix.
as far as my own stuff I'm working on a one page for Liz greenfeilds stuff sucks and Multiple warheadz is well under way.
It's been fun comming up with how the underground smuggeling rings run in the book.
King city goes off to print today, It makes me so much more nervious than the cancer. I sent tokyopop a massive list of corrections for the lettering and I dunno how many made it in.
I really hope it comes out good. I'm starting the 2nd book as soon as Warheadz #1 is done. there dosent look like there will be a #3. apparently I dont like other people letering my stuff.
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Mood:
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Listening to: rap
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Reading: comix
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Watching: elf shit
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Drinking: back on coffee
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I think it's hilarious they have Vivid in sperm banks. Of course, in our store Vivid sells for like $18.95, and a sperm bank is doubtless gonna be cheap. So when you put it that way, sperm donors are just lucky they're not jacking it to the track marks and I-walked-into-the-door bruises on something like Bastard Video. Half the price, twice as many prolapsed rectums!
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Man, that is all kind of what I'd expect, although I'm surprised they DIDn't have a special gay man drawer. Hmm I guess with certain people who opened the wrong drawer that would cut their ability to perform right then and there.
Maybe if you woulda filled out the forms different they would have taken you to a whole different room. Did you request the trekkie horse stuff? Couldn't have hurt.
Also, I saw a non-heinous version of the King City cover when cruising around the Tokopop site. It has only half of the crappy edits the other one did. So that's something I guess.
The blurbs are still plain ridiculous.
Good luck with the lettering and printing. It's gonna be awesome no matter how they try to screw with it.
Good to hear you're kicking it's ass though.
Get well man, and keep doin your thing, can't wait for King City or whatever you got comin...
Once I had to do a sperm collect 'cause of my ork operation too, and all that porn stuff you talk about sounds very sophisticated, 'cause them people at the sperm house just gave me a little bottle and sent me to the men's room...and it wasn't a nice men's room. And they told me something like "When you're ready bring the «stuff»."
So all that hustler and star trek ladies you talk abou sound REALLY nice to me! ö 3 ö
KICK THE BIG C'S ASS MAN.
THIS APRIL IMA BRING YOU SOME MAGIC HEALING HERBS FROM MEJICO TO MAKE YOU 110% AGAIN.
i totally called corey lookin for yer ass.
GET AT ME WITH A TELEPHONO NUMERO, i gotta talk to you about emerald con amigo!